The Real Cyberpunk Fakebook · Chapter 9Chapter 16/ CYBERPUNK LIFESTYLE HINTS /Trends, Faves and Hates/
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+ Interior Decorating Tips and Stylin Furnishings, Amusing Potted Plants, Stickers, Posters and Logos + What to Put on Top of Your Computer Monitor and Why + Nerd Comic Strips + Haqr Basic Diet, Stunt Foods & Intimidating Soft Drinks + Music That Doesn't Suck + Squeaky/Cuddly Toys With Really Good Rationalizations + Rubik's Hypercubes or Rubik's Dodecahedrons or Rubik's Other Strange Shapes and Hi-Tech Intellectual Adult Transformers In the Shape of Interlocked Rings, Chains, Blocks, Helices, and Platonic Solids That Shapeshift into Other Configurations of Rings, Chains, Etc Etc But Only If You Do Them Exactly Right, Which Is Very Difficult Or Impossible, but Which Gather Dust, Take Up Lots of Room On Your Monitor, and Taunt and Sneer at You Every Time You Look at Them.
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+ Why Cyberpunks Seldom Have Their Organs Pierced + The Real Reason Why Cyberpunks Need to Encrypt Their Email + What Cyberpunks Are Doing at 3 AM in That Dumpster + Why Cyberpunks Avoid Altered States + Coping With Neurotoxins + Why Some Cyberpunks Love Star Trek Even Though It Sucks, + When Cyberpunks Always Diss What is Lame and Useless + What Cyberpunks Actually Admire, and Why + Secret Cyberpunk Handshaking, Signals and Head Motions