From Chaucer to Tennyson · Chapter 17John Dryden

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The Character of Zimri.[138

[From Absalom and Achitophel.]

In the first rank of these did Zimri stand,

A man so various that he seemed to be

Not one, but all mankind's epitome:

Stiff in opinions, always in the wrong,

Was every thing by turns, and nothing long;

But in the course of one revolving moon

Was chymist, fiddler, statesman, and buffoon;

Then all for women, painting, rhyming, drinking,

Besides ten thousand freaks that died in thinking,

Blest madman, who could every hour employ

With something new to wish or to enjoy!

Railing and praising were his usual themes,

And both, to show his judgment, in extremes:

So over-violent or over-civil

That every man with him was God or Devil.

In squandering wealth was his peculiar art;

Nothing went unrewarded but desert.

Beggared by fools whom still he found[139] too late,

He had his jest, and they had his estate.

He laughed himself from court; then sought relief

By forming parties, but could ne'er be chief:

For spite of him, the weight of business fell

To Absalom and wise Achitophel.[140]

Thus, wicked but in will, of means bereft,

He left not faction, but of that was left.

This is a satirical sketch of George

Villiers, Duke of Buckingham.

Found out, detected.

The Duke of Monmouth and the Earl of Shaftesbury.

The Cheats of Hope

[From Aurengzebe.]

When I consider life, 'tis all a cheat;

Yet, fooled with hope, men favor the deceit,

Trust on, and think to-morrow will repay;

To-morrow's falser than the former day.

Lies worse, and while it says we shall be blest

With some new joys, cuts off what we possessed.

Strange cozenage! none would live past years again,

Yet all hope pleasure in what yet remain,

And from the dregs of life think to receive

What the first sprightly running could not give.

I'm tired of waiting for this chymic[141] gold

Which fools us young and beggars us when old.

[141] The gold which the alchemists tried to make from base metals.